just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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