i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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