that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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