ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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