just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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