no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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