Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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