somebody snuck up and got me drunk
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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