They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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