This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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