I hope mine doesn't look like that
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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