How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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