just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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