So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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