i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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