I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the day after is always just damage control
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma