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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  and the officer said have you been drinking

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  and i said NOO SIR.

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  and he said, I am a woman.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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  You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants

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• (315): View more from New York

  I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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