Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.