Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...

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(716): View more from New York

there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one

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(515): View more from Iowa

You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Deal!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(312): View more from Illinois

please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children

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(575): View more from New Mexico

We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.

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(801): View more from Utah

Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone

(385): View more from Utah

At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???

(801): View more from Utah

In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.

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