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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

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  But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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• (347): View more from New York

  in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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  Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...

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