That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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