My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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