my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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