he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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