I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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