I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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