I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
ok first of all what the fuck
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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