Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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