He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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