I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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