Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Less talking, more tequila
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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