I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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