a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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