is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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