some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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