Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just had sex bonerless
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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