No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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