i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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