I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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