a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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