i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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