yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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