if you like me you must not know who I am
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
