bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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