So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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