That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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