Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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