I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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