just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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