She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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