I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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