I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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