Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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