I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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