Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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