somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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