just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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