I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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